Monday, August 27, 2012

I dreamed that I was a huge star of a ballet troupe performing at an upcoming upscale city-wide talent show.  Except that in the dream, I was only told that I was the star of the show one hour before the performance, and have no ballet skills whatsoever (I was not even aware that I was part of the troupe).  Somehow I ended up on stage anyway with my entire ~50-membered ballet troupe.  When the curtains rose, I had no idea what to do and entertained the audience the only way I knew how: by doing kung fu and knocking out all my fellow troupe members,  a la Jet Li vs roomful of Japanese blackbelts style (like this, but without the English dub) .  I then made my escape through the theater back door.

Perhaps this is a subconscious analogy for the Internal Medicine elective I have just begun, where I basically function as the resident.  (By the way, this dream happened while I was passed out unintentionally on the couch after a 14-hour night shift).

P.S. I have no kung fu skills in real life either.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

E: So what brings you to the hospital?
Pt: Because I am sick.

Thank you for the insight.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

boards studying part 2

E [gazing at the cows grazing on Mission Hills outside the window]: Why can't I just be a cow on Mission Hills?
Mom [used to this kind of nonsense coming from her daughter]: God didn't intend for you to be a cow.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

boards studying + personal statement writing

E: I hate my life.
Mom: Yes, I know.  Go to sleep.

Friday, August 3, 2012

6

Mom: how do you say "six" in Spanish?
E: Seis
Mom: Sex?
E: No!  Mom, don't say 'sex.'

”The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” -Bob Marley