While at my Pediatrics clinic, sometimes I feel like going like this:
Hello you cutie adorable precious bald happy baby who grabs and puts everything in your mouth. Awww chubbly wubbly goo goo gaa gaa you are killing me here you handsome smiley lady-killer you. How come your parents get to hold you, I want to hold you tooooo. He he ha ha. Don't try to eat my stethoscope, it yucky. Woo waa woo waa gurgle gurgle. Ooh what's this what's this... ah it's my otoscope light for your ears... aww you are so cute for cooperating, you charming kiddo. Don't grow up, stay cute like that you hear. Woo wee boo bah [continues making ridiculous random nonsensical baby sounds]
I am pretty sure the old me would be quite horrified at what I have become. Interesting development here.
