Dear Future Significant Other,
Please meet me while I am still in my prime and still relatively decent-looking (perhaps even good-looking, depending on your taste). Hurry up and date me while I am in my 20s, before I become wrinkled, white-haired, fat, and saggy. If you are someone whom I will love deeply, I want you to enjoy (or at least be content with) the way I look, even if it's for a limited time. Please remember that being in medical school accelerates the aging process, so stop dawdling: come into my life already. Thank you.
Sincerely,
E
